Mitnick
sneezes, breaks into Pentagon
Story posted by CmdrAntipop on Oct. 20, 2000.
z3r0-c00l
submitted this one: "This morning a source close to the celebrated
hacker Kevin Mitnick reported that the he might be coming down with
a bad cold. The source said the cold was so bad that when he sneezed
he suddenly had root on the Pentagon's computers." For those
of us who have followed Kevin's hacking career we already knew he
was s00p3r 31337 but this proves it.
Signal666
sent: "As all of us script kiddies know, Redhat is the most 31337
way to port scan everyone in your @Home subnet continously. Well
friends, version 7 is out. Sure, it's full of bugs and the graphical
tools hide you from all the cool part of the Linux OS, but hey,
all you really care about is your Matrix KDE theme, right?"
Well said. Although I prefer the Windowmaker Matrix theme.
Windows ME is Out
Story posted by JonPussy on Oct. 19, 2000.
With the recent geek alienation that's been going on,
it's a wonder Microsoft got anything done this year. But the evil
empire has, and they have released the 31337 version of Windows
yet! Now you'll never have to see that darned command line DOS prompt
again! Point and click your way to 31337 heaven. Some people criticize
Windows for not being stable, but everyone knows that those truly
evil Linux users planted the BSOD in Windows! Those geek alienaters
will stop at nothing to take our precious Windows away!
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